Kylie Kelce Spills Hilarious Family Secrets: From a “Disgusting” Bare-Handed Accident to Baby Pressure on Travis & Taylor Swift

In the dazzling world of professional sports and entertainment, the Kelce family has carved out a unique space as an emblem of authenticity, humor, and relatability. It’s not just about spectacular plays on the field or high-profile romances; it’s their everyday life, particularly through the unfiltered lens of Kylie Kelce, wife of Jason Kelce, that offers moments of endearing and “insane” chaos that leave fans laughing and nodding in solidarity. On her latest podcast, Kylie dropped a series of hilarious and heart-touching family secrets, from a truly “unbelievable” cleanup accident to the mounting baby pressure on Travis Kelce and his fiancée, Taylor Swift.

“Not Going to Lie”: The Realities of Motherhood with Kylie Kelce

With her trademark candor and wit, Kylie Kelce kicked off her “Not Going to Lie” podcast with the raw realities of motherhood. She shared the universal challenge of packing school lunches for her daughter, Wyatt. “Because it was my first time and I thought, am I going to get judged for not packing a nutritious lunch?” Kylie mused. But she quickly learned that despite her best efforts, the lunchbox often returned with most of its contents untouched. “I’ve succumbed to the idea that I should pack things that are healthy but I know they won’t eat,” she admitted, giving the world permission to “judge away”.

Kylie introduced herself with a humble-brag—”I’m your host Kylie Kelsey, former D3 athlete… going through a major otter phase right now”—giving a shout-out to “Uncle Trav” (Travis Kelce) before enthusiastically declaring her allegiance: “Go fucking birds! 3-0 baby!”. These opening remarks immediately established a rapport with her audience, painting a picture of a genuine woman who is a mother, a wife, and a die-hard sports fan all at once.

The “Disgusting” Accident and The Hilarity of Potty Training

One of the most shocking and hilarious segments of the podcast was Kylie’s recounting of a “disgusting” cleanup incident involving one of her daughters. She set the scene by describing a messy craft activity called “foil fun,” which leaves little black foam stickers all over the house. While preparing for a “potty party” with her daughter Penny, Kylie looked down at the floor, and Penny exclaimed, “Oop, it’s poop”.

Kylie, accustomed to her young children (ages two to five) using the word “poop” for just about anything, assumed it was another stray sticker. “As I looked down, I thought to myself, ‘Oh, it’s a freaking sticker. It’s another one of the damp foam stickers stuck on the floor,’” she recalled. She was wrong. Thinking it was just a sticker, she “bent down and with quite a bit of force, I squeezed what I thought was a foam sticker… I raw-dogged it… I didn’t take a tissue paper… I didn’t put a glove on… I thought I was picking up a fucking foam sticker”. What she actually picked up was “a tiny turd”. Penny was right—it was poop. Kylie described her reaction as a small “crash out” and said she washed her hands so furiously she “washed the skin off”.

She then seamlessly transitioned to the topic of potty training, referencing a clip from Jason and Travis’s podcast where they discussed training their daughter, Wyatt. Jason had described how they knew Wyatt needed to go: “You can see her starting to… she goes off in the corner and you see her face starting to go like… ‘Do you need to poop right now, Wyatt?’”. Kylie confirmed his explanation was “not a single fucking note” off. She explained it’s a team effort: “Whoever’s in the room and catches the child sneak behind a chair, that’s the person who’s like, ‘Grab them!’” and then you have to “run” to get them to the potty in time. “It’s kind of like a little athletic event,” she joked, describing the process of “scoop the kid, get them upstairs, pants them, and get them on the potty as quick as possible”.

Teenage Fashion Myths and Letting Teens Be Teens

Kylie also took a moment to “doomscroll” through social media fashion trends, noting the criticism older generations often level at the homecoming dresses of today’s high school girls. She wholeheartedly agreed with TikToker “with Lahi,” who said, “If you guys saw what I wore to homecoming in the year of our Lord 2015… you would be sick.” Kylie reminisced about the era of “Charlotte Russe, stiletto heels, platform this big, dress so tight you can’t wear underwear… short, tight”.

She found it amusing that adults often forget their own youthful indiscretions. “I can’t believe that my 17-year-old child snuck a beer out of our fridge,” she said mockingly. “What did you sneak? Tell me right now!”. She pointed out that her generation came from “Wet Seal, buy one get one for a penny,” and “Forever 21, don’t wash it.” She hilariously suggested Forever 21 should have been called “forever wear it once” due to its poor quality.

Though Kylie didn’t have a high school homecoming, she had to wait until college to wear “a Charlotte Russe bodycon skirt with a tank top tucked into it as smoothly as humanly possible”. Being nearly six feet tall (5’11”), Kylie recalled her father often telling her to “Try again” when she left the house in clothes he deemed too short. “It’s your fault that my legs are this long,” she would joke, arguing it wasn’t that the clothes were too short, but that her long legs made them appear so. Ultimately, she agreed with the TikToker: “Let teenage girls be teenage girls,” while admitting she might have to “see if I have a change of heart” when her own daughters reach that age.

A Message from “Mama Kelce”: Baby Pressure Mounts for Travis & Taylor Swift

The Kelce family life isn’t just about hilarious anecdotes; it also comes with its own set of expectations, especially from the matriarch, Donna Kelce. On a recent episode of “New Heights,” Jason revealed that his mom is ramping up the pressure on Travis to start a family now that he’s engaged to Taylor Swift. The topic came up when the brothers were talking to NFL legend Deion Sanders, who joked about ranking his children.

Jason chimed in, saying that his mom has always put Travis at number one, but that the ranking has shifted since Jason started having kids. Jason and Kylie are parents to four girls. “Listen, right now, mom has Jason number one because he has kids,” Travis told Sanders, to which Jason replied, “That is true. She has made that comment. She’s put some pressure on him”. This prompted Sanders to joke to Travis, “What are you waiting for?”

While Travis and Taylor may not be in the wedding planning phase just yet, the family is clearly buzzing with excitement. Jason recently shared that he’s hoping to be named Travis’s best man for the big day. “Hopefully, I’m the best man, we’ll see,” Jason said, adding with sibling humility, “Trav has a lot of friends. I’m just hoping to get the opportunity”. Kylie also shared that her daughters are “so excited” to be getting another aunt. “We could not be more excited for them and what the future holds,” she added. “We love love, and we love Taylor and Trav”. The mounting baby pressure, combined with the wedding excitement, paints a picture of a close-knit family eagerly awaiting the next chapter for their youngest son and his global superstar fiancée.