Drama Unfolds: JD Vance Weighs In on Taylor Swift’s Shocking Engagement – Is He Right or Just Stirring the Pot?
When Taylor Swift’s unexpected engagement made headlines, even political figures like JD Vance couldn’t resist commenting. His take on the situation has sparked debate — but what’s behind his bold statements? Is he genuinely concerned, or is there more to this engagement than meets the eye? What is JD Vance really trying to say? You won’t believe what happened next.

The secret meanings behind Taylor Swift’s engagement

Breaking news alerts were pinged to phones around the world; Swifties screamed in the street; the Prince and Princess of Wales delivered their royal approval; Donald Trump wished them luck. By now it will not have escaped your attention that Taylor Swift, the reigning queen of pop, is engaged to Travis Kelce, a podcaster who also plays football.

What does this engagement mean? It’s possible you naively think it simply means an extremely famous woman and a somewhat famous man enjoy each other’s company and want to settle down together to start a big, beautiful brand partnership. Wrong! When it comes to Swift, Occam’s razor rarely applies. The megastar is known for hiding Easter eggs and hidden meaning in her musical output; she has driven a lot of otherwise normal people on quixotic missions into the deep, dark depths of her lyrics to validate their left-field theories about their idol.

Who can forget, for example, the 5,000-word essay published in the New York Times last year arguing that Swift is secretly part of the LGBTQ+ community and communicating that fact via coded lyrics? A surprisingly large number of “Gaylors” seem invested in this theory: a Gaylor subreddit has more than 50,000 members. Following news of the proposal, it went private to avoid trolling from outsiders.

While the engagement has sent some Gaylors into mourning, various conservatives are celebrating the idea that Swift might be on her way from being an independent career woman to a tradwife. On his podcast, the rightwing activist Charlie Kirk mused that getting married and having kids changes a person, and he hopes that it will “deradicalize” the billionaire – who is, it must be said, not widely known for having any radical ideas.

“Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter,” Kirk said. “I think that if she ends up having children, she’ll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense.” (Well, I mean, she’s not going to be endorsing Biden any more, that’s for sure.) Kirk added: “Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.” Oh, I think she is.

While Vance himself hasn’t weighed in on whether he thinks the Kelce effect will mean Swift suddenly has a Mar-a-Lago makeover and starts fangirling over Maga politics, he has aired his thoughts on the news. More specifically, he used the Swift-Kelce engagement to float the conspiracy theory that NFL games could be rigged for Kelce’s team, the Chiefs. “I hope that the NFL does not put a thumb on the scale for the Kansas City Chiefs just because Travis Kelce is now getting married to maybe the most famous woman in the world,” Vance told USA Today in an interview on Wednesday.

It’s not just the right projecting their hopes, dreams and weird Super Bowl fantasies on to Kelce-Swift. Some Swifties have been gushing over what a great guy Kelce is because “he has no issue with Swift being successful”. While Kelce may well be supportive of his megastar fiancee, let’s not get carried away and frame him as some sort of feminist. The football star has called women “breeders” in the past and defended his Kansas City Chiefs teammate Harrison Butker after Butker delivered a bigoted commencement speech last year, calling Pride month a “deadly sin” and telling women they should be more excited about getting married and having kids than having a successful career. Kelce made clear that he doesn’t agree with the majority of Butker’s views, but said it wasn’t his place to criticize them. Kind of a slap in the face to all of Swift’s queer fans for her husband-to-be to let the Pride comments slide, just because Butker has always been nice to him.

Various other hot takes about the engagement abound. The business press have been talking about how the engagement might boost stocks and marketing trade journals have been looking at brand reactions. No doubt even defence industry publications (which have previously put out bangers like What Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Can Teach Veterans About Federal Resumes) will find an angle.

If you can’t beat them, join them: since it’s the Swift Hot Take Super Bowl, I’ll quickly get mine in. I think the singer is very talented, and I’m glad she makes a lot of people very happy, but I do wish she would do a Ms Rachel and use her unmatched influence to shame politicians into action on Gaza. Or at least follow the lead of the YouTuber Lindsay Ellis and raise money for suffering kids. Parents are having to watch their children wither away amid a man-made famine facilitated (and denied) by the US. Doctors are coming back from Gaza with harrowing stories about Israeli soldiers targeting kids with shots to the head and deliberately shooting teenage boys in the testicles. You can argue all day about whether celebrities have an obligation to speak out about injustice or not but, ultimately, having so much influence and choosing not to use it in the face of a genocide your government is helping to perpetuate, and your engagement knocks from the front page, is not “neutrality”. It is a deliberate choice.

Amnesty calls for end of investigation into Polish doctor who performed abortion

Last year, Dr Gizela Jagielska was targeted by anti-abortion extremists after she provided a legal late-term abortion to a woman in a hospital in southern Poland after her unborn baby was diagnosed with a fatal foetal anomaly. Poland has some of the most restrictive abortion laws in Europe. Jagielska is being investigated by authorities and faces possible imprisonment of up to eight years. “Instead of investigating Dr Jagielska’s conduct, the Polish authorities must look into the attacks she has faced since the investigation was announced,” Amnesty International said in a statement this week.

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger … but she is trademarking the term

What first attracted the 24-year-old former cheerleader Jordon Hudson to the 73-year-old multimillionaire Bill Belichick, I wonder? We may never know. But do we know that Hudson’s company has filed a trademark application for the term “gold digger”, to be used on jewellery or keychains. Instead of getting huffy about the jokes about her being attracted to Belichick’s big bank account, she’s monetizing them.

Italian police investigating porn site with doctored pictures of prominent women

If you are a woman in the public eye, it’s almost inevitable that insecure men will use technology to humiliate you online. And the tech bros who keep telling us AI will revolutionize the world seem helpless (or just not interested) when it comes to stopping it.

Snoop Dogg is ‘scared to go to the movies’ because of animated lesbians

The musician has called himself a “gangsta” but he’s apparently terrified of two fictional women parenting a child together. Snoop told a podcast he was horrified when he took his grandson to see Pixar’s Lightyear and the child asked about the two gay mums in the movie. Instead of just answering his grandson’s question like a normal person, Snoop clutched his pearls.

Denmark apologises for forced contraception of Greenlandic women

It’s estimated that 4,500 women and girls were fitted with contraceptive coils without their permission or knowledge in the 1960s in an attempt to reduce the population of Greenland.

UK gender pay gap underestimated for two decades, report says

The faulty methodology, which gave undue weight to large companies, resulted in an underestimate of a “small but noteworthy” margin of one percentage point, new research says.

Fertility rate hits record low in England, Scotland and Wales

And we will continue to see headlines like this until the cost of living goes down (or wages rise in response) and having children becomes more affordable.

Grammy-award winning singer Tems is helping African women navigate music industry

The Nigerian singer-songwriter and producer, born Temilade Openiyi, has launched the Leading Vibe Initiative to try to help more young women in Africa overcome the hurdles of breaking into the music industry.

How an oil spill in Mauritius led to a female revolution in farming

After a wrecked ship polluted the water and sank the local economy, a group of women formed the South-East Ladies Agro collective and started “bringing home the bok choi”.

The week in pawtriarchy

In the Guardian, Frances Ryan considers the impaw-tant question: is it wrong to throw a birthday party for my dog? The short answer is: absolutely not, your pooch would be barking mad if you didn’t.

Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist