Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family gatherings, and, if you are Kylie Kelce, delivering absolute zingers that set the internet ablaze. The beloved wife of Philadelphia Eagles legend Jason Kelce has once again proven why she is the unofficial “Queen of the People,” releasing a hilarious and unfiltered list of “Dos and Don’ts” for the holiday season. From scathing remarks directed at the Dallas Cowboys to a heartwarming (and potentially revealing) shoutout to Taylor Swift, Kylie’s latest podcast appearance is the gift that keeps on giving.

The “Sister-in-Law” Heard ‘Round the World

While Kylie’s relatable parenting anecdotes and football commentary are always a hit, the moment that has truly captivated fans occurred during a segment discussing her holiday plans. According to reports from the “Not Gonna Lie” podcast, Kylie sent the rumor mill into overdrive with a public, heartfelt Thanksgiving shoutout to none other than Taylor Swift.

In a move that practically broke social media, Kylie reportedly referred to the pop superstar—who is dating her brother-in-law, Travis Kelce—as her “sister-in-law.” She went on to call Swift “the sweetest human on planet Earth,” a compliment that has melted hearts across both the NFL and music fandoms. But she didn’t stop there. With a mischievous laugh, Kylie teased that “Tay” might finally be taking a break from world domination to enjoy some mashed potatoes with the Kelce clan.

She even hinted that Swift was already in Texas with the crew, adding, “Let’s just say someone’s bringing her famous cinnamon rolls and maybe a surprise performance at halftime.” While the official status of Travis and Taylor’s relationship remains a topic of fervent speculation, Kylie’s use of the familial title has fans wondering if the couple has taken a serious leap forward behind closed doors. Whether it was a slip of the tongue or a cheeky tease, it has undoubtedly added an extra layer of excitement to the holiday weekend.

“Kiss My A“: The Roast of the Cowboys**

Before the sentimental family vibes took over, Kylie delivered a masterclass in sports rivalry. As a die-hard Eagles supporter (and now a supportive Chiefs fan by extension), she made her feelings about “America’s Team” crystal clear.

“Don’t root for the Cowboys and do root for the Chiefs,” she declared, urging fans to support “Uncle Trav.” She expressed her exhaustion with the narrative that the Cowboys represent the nation, stating bluntly, “I’m so sick of the idea that the Cowboys are America’s team. So they can kiss my ass and, you guessed it, get f***ed.”

The savage remark highlights the fierce loyalty that defines the Kelce family brand. It wasn’t just about hating a rival; it was about lifting up family. Kylie took a moment to sincerely congratulate Travis Kelce on breaking the Chiefs’ franchise touchdown record—a monumental statistic meaning Travis has scored more touchdowns than any other player in the organization’s history. “That is an unbelievable feat,” she beamed, before jokingly suggesting that fans should “eat a turkey leg” or “take a shot” every time Travis finds the end zone.

The Anti-Turkey Trot Stance

Moving away from football, Kylie tackled the pressures of Thanksgiving fitness culture with the relatability of a tired mom. Her number one “Do”? Pace yourself and savor every bite. Her number two “Don’t”? Do not pressure others into participating in “Turkey Trots” or “Turkey Burns.”

“I love that for you truly, but I don’t need to earn my Thanksgiving dinner and neither do you,” she affirmed. While she claims to love physical activity, she prefers to leave it for a Wednesday or Friday. For Kylie, Thanksgiving is about enjoyment, not calorie-counting punishment. “I’m going to sit my kids in front of the TV so that I can maybe enjoy four bites before I get asked for something like dessert,” she joked, painting a vivid picture of the chaotic reality of holiday parenting.

“Don’t Yuck My Yum” and The Toddler Diet

The most universally relatable part of her list focused on the dinner table etiquette, specifically for the “tiny humans.” Her rule is simple: “Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” She warned against speaking negatively about classic dishes like green bean casserole or cranberry sauce.

However, she admitted that enforcing this rule with her three daughters—Wyatt, Elliotte, and Bennett—is a comical struggle. She revealed the “disgusting practice” of her kids making cracker sandwiches only to feed them to others, and the bizarre specificities of their palates. Apparently, Wyatt will eat the butter off a roll but leave the bread, while Benny might actually go for the green bean casserole.

“We’re about to cut up some turkey and try and lie to our children and tell them that it’s chicken,” she confessed, a tactic familiar to desperate parents everywhere. Despite the full dinner plates left in the sink, she noted that her children inevitably possess a secondary “dessert stomach” that miraculously opens up the moment ice cream or pie is mentioned.

A Holiday filled with “Wicked” and Eagles Chants

Finally, Kylie offered advice for when the dinner conversation takes a “contentious turn”—a staple of many family gatherings. Her solution? Redirect the energy to universally loved topics. “Cute dogs? Yes. The musical stylings of Wicked 2?” she suggested.

And if all else fails, she recommends the ultimate Philadelphia circuit breaker: “Of course, you can always just interrupt the conversation with a good ‘GO BIRDS’.”

Whether she is championing her brother-in-law’s historic achievements, managing the culinary chaos of three toddlers, or dropping bombshell hints about her relationship with Taylor Swift, Kylie Kelce remains a breath of fresh air. Her Thanksgiving guide serves as a reminder that the holidays don’t have to be perfect to be wonderful—they just need good food, football, and family (even if that family now includes the biggest pop star in the world). So this Thursday, take Kylie’s advice: skip the run, eat the pie, and if anyone complains, just tell them to “Go Birds.”