If there was ever any doubt that Taylor Swift fits perfectly into the chaotic, loud, and lovable world of the Kelce family, her recent appearance on the New Heights podcast has officially put it to rest. In a segment that can only be described as pure comedy gold, the global superstar recounted her first-ever meeting with Jason Kelce—a meeting that involved flaming tables, flying bodies, and confused children.

The episode, which felt less like a formal interview and more like a rowdy family dinner, saw Swift peeling back the layers of the now-legendary moment she met Travis Kelce’s older brother. While the world knows Jason as a future Hall of Famer and a devoted family man, Taylor Swift knows him as the guy who tried to jump through a flaming table while shotgunning beers with the Bills Mafia.

The “Flaming Table” Incident

“I’ll always remember meeting you for the first time,” Swift began, prompting a nervous laugh from Jason, who asked if they really needed to talk about it. The answer, obviously, was yes.

Swift revealed that before she even shook his hand, she witnessed Jason pleading with his wife, Kylie Kelce, for permission to perform a dangerous stunt. “I was just shotgunning beers with the Bills Mafia and I really want to go through one of the fire tables,” Swift recalled Jason saying. “I want to jump through it.”

But the real punchline came from Kylie’s reaction. Swift noted that Kylie’s response—”Okay, can we not do that right now?”—was delivered in the exact same tone she uses with their four-year-old daughter when she wants to throw pudding on the wall. “You’re exactly as I thought you would be,” Swift told Jason, praising Kylie as “the realest, the smartest, the coolest.” It was a heartwarming acknowledgment of the woman who manages to keep the Kelce chaos somewhat contained.

The “Cricket” and the Random Children

The story took a turn for the absurd when Swift described Jason’s physical prowess during that fateful game. “I swear to God, Jason, you flew through the window at light speed,” she said, comparing the 295-pound center to a cricket. “It’s here, and then it’s gone, and it’s 16 feet that way. How did it do that?”

But Jason’s athleticism wasn’t the only thing on display. In his excitement, he apparently began picking up children and passing them through the suite window to the most famous singer in the world. “You’re handing me children through the window,” Swift laughed, mimicking her own confusion at the time: “Whose kid is that, Jason? Do you know where this kid came from?”

While Jason admitted it “fully wasn’t my best moment,” Swift graciously disagreed, calling it his best moment and admitting she felt lucky to witness the spectacle firsthand.

The Great Cat Conspiracy

The hilarity didn’t stop at football anecdotes. The conversation pivoted to a bizarre parenting lie that Jason has been feeding his daughters: that cats are poisonous.

“How do you feel about Jason telling his kids that cats are poisonous?” Travis asked, teeing up Swift for a slam dunk.

Swift, a notorious cat lover, viewed this as a personal challenge. “It was my goal to prove to them that they weren’t poisonous,” she explained. Her weapon of choice? Benjamin Button, her ragdoll cat known for letting humans hold him like a baby. Swift described the sweet victory of watching Jason’s daughters realize their dad had lied to them as they petted Benjamin without suffering any toxic effects.

“They’re just like, ‘That’s not what our dad said,’” Swift laughed. She then turned the tables on Jason’s claim that he is allergic to cats, demanding to see the medical paperwork. “I think you just have Resting Cat Face,” she joked, suggesting his aversion was more about attitude than biology.

A New Era of Kelce-Swift Content

The chemistry between Swift and the Kelce brothers is undeniable. Whether they are debating the existence of “barn cats” or reminiscing about shirtless escapades in the snow, the dynamic is grounded, hilarious, and surprisingly relatable. Swift’s ability to go toe-to-toe with Jason’s absurdity while lovingly teasing Travis shows a side of her that fans rarely get to see—relaxed, unfiltered, and completely at home.

As Jason considers getting a “barn cat” that survives off rodents (a compromise to keep the “poisonous” narrative alive, perhaps?), one thing is clear: The Swift-Kelce alliance is a content machine that shows no signs of slowing down. And if Taylor has her way, there might just be a cat in the Kelce household sooner rather than later—allergies be damned.